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​Wiggle Parody

This song is by Bart Baker and appears on the album Greatest Hits 2014 (2014).

Hey yo Jason!
Wake yo ass up!
We got a video to shoot today
Oh shit!
I was so busy sleeping with all these girls I forgot to
Write words for my own song
Man you one dumbass muthafucka
Wait
I got it
I make a whole song about big fat butts
And I'll call it Wiggle
Dude that is pitiful
That's the best I could do
Hip Hop music is screwed
Schwing!
I've had like seventeen top ten hits
But most people still don't know me from shit
Wait hold the hell up you aren't Chris Brown
No I'm Jason Derulo
Who?
I'm out
Hot dammit
Who ate my damn ham sandwich?
That might be the worst lyric
Ever written in music
Snoop quit spying on all the young girls butts
But I'm a pervizzle
Love the way they jiggle
Think my little pickle
Has grown into a missile
That's disgusting
I'm almost halfway through this dumb son
Why the hell did you bring Snoop Dogg along?
He hasn't done shit but act like a creep
He's here 'cause he's much more famous then me
You're skinny
Don't pot heads get the munchies?
Hell yeah!
Did you eat my ham sandwich?
Hell no
Are you anorexic
And will you sign this part cause my lyric suck?
Fashizzle Jizzle Dizzle
Those ain't word imbecile
They are words my nizzle
Check the dictionizzle
Schwing!
My raps are so lame lately
'Cause I'm lazy
Rap on any piece of shit pop song long as you pay me
Check these hos they couldn't be hotter
Just so
Sad they young enough to be my granddaughters
Pedo
Completely sold out long ago
About a billion bongs ago
That's why I rap on crap like this
I'm so high I don't even know
Cliche spewin's what I'm doing
No integrity
Used to be a gangta
Now I'm just a joke that's not funny
Who's that jailbird
I'm Chris Brown
(It's Chris Brown, it's Chris Brown)
You straight up jacked my look and sound
(Look and sound, look and sound)
Are you here to start a fight?
I fight women, I don't fight guys!
Stop this song right now or we'll kick you butts!
Oh shit it's the Wiggles
This song is crap!
You ruined our name dickhole
With this damn track
Now when kids search Wigggles
They just find ass
Massive butts that jiggle
What's wrong with that?
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle