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​Love Me Harder Parody

This song is by Bart Baker and appears on the album Greatest Hits 2014 (2014).

You already know who it is!
No we don't!
Who's that bro?
I don't know.
This guy is way too happy.

I cannot whip.
(You stink!)
I cannot nae nae.
(No way!)
Can't whip for shit shit.
I can't nae nae.
(You can't do it!)
I dance like I
(Stop it!)
Am an old white guy.
(It's true)
Who has never heard rap in his life.
(Stop doin' it!)

Why in the hell is my name Silento?
I'm the opposite all I do is scream.
This song's like crack addictive but bad.
In total it has ten unique words.

I am Soulja Boy
You are copying my style and my concept of having a big hit song based on stupid dancing.

Well at least I'm not addicted to lean.
You did Crank Dat
(Crank Dat!)
Years ago
(Year ago!)
What have you done since?
(Done since!)
No one knows!
(No one knows!)
You're popular now
(He's high)
But you'll be a one hit wonder
(So high)
Just like me
This song just steals dances
Other people made up
It's unoriginal
Who cares Soulja? Shut up!

I'm not a thief.
(I'm not a thief)
I'm like Fat Jewish.
(I'm like Fat Jewish)
But of hip hop dance moves and music
(That's accurate)
The difference is I give credit
When he steals jokes he always edits

Who are you?
I'm here to show you how to do your dance when you do it you look like an uptight suburban man
Why can't you do it?
I'm so frustrated I'll strangle you!
Oh no my mask came off my head.
Hey I know you.
It's that weird perv Jared.
What have you got?
A five dollar foot long.
No wonder you couldn't dance all along
Yes it's true I have been hiding as a rap artist
'Cause I am on the run the cops want Jared's ass
We have torn up your contract!
We're finished with you!
Drop that sandwich!
First there's something I want to do
I want to whip
(Stop it!)
With this big foot long
(Oh God!)
Watch Jared whip whip with his foot long
(Someone shoot him!)
Just whip the tip
Of my foot long
(Please stop!)
Watch Jared whip whip with his foot long.

Man, that was one weird ass half-time show.
Hello? Man, they shoot Jared!