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I Eat Kids and Other Songs for Rebellious Children (1975)Edit

Barry Louis Polisar - I Eat Kids and Other Songs for Rebellious Children

I Eat Kids and Other Songs for Rebellious Children

  1. He Eats Asparagus
  2. I'm A Three-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur
  3. I Don't Brush My Teeth
  4. My Dentist Is an Awfully Nice Man
  5. I Eat Kids
  6. I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole
  7. I Never Did Like You Anyhow
  8. To Mommy
  9. Shut up in the Library
  10. I Don't Believe You're Going to the Bathroom
  11. I Sneaked Into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night
  12. Fred
  13. I've Got a Teacher, She's So Mean
  14. Me and You
  15. Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
  16. When Suzie Sneezed
  17. My Friend Jake
  18. Early Sunday Morning
  19. Louder

My Brother Thinks He's a Banana and Other Provocative Songs for Children (1977)Edit

Barry Louis Polisar - My Brother Thinks He's a Banana and Other Provocative Songs for Children

My Brother Thinks He's a Banana and Other Provocative Songs for Children

  1. When the House Is Dark and Quiet
  2. The Skatter Brak Flath Who Lives in My Bath
  3. One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into a Frog
  4. My Brother Thinks He's a Banana
  5. Barnyard Stomp
  6. Our Dog Bernard
  7. My Name Is Hiram Lipshlitz
  8. Tomorrow
  9. All I Want Is You
  10. My Brother Threw up on My Stuffed Toy Bunny
  11. For My Sister, Wherever I May Find Her
  12. My Mommy Drives a Dump Truck
  13. Talking I've Got a Teacher and He's So Boring
  14. I've Got a Dog and My Dog's Name Is Cat
  15. But I'm Just Thirteen
  16. I've Got a Little Sister
  17. The Apple of My Eye

Naughty Songs for Boys and Girls (1978)Edit

Barry Louis Polisar - Naughty Songs for Boys and Girls

Naughty Songs for Boys and Girls

  1. Thump Thump Thump
  2. Hey Jack, What's in the Sack?
  3. You Can't Say "Psbpsbpsb" on the Radio
  4. My Name Is Hiram Lipshlitz
  5. With a Giggle and a Hug and a Tickle and a Kiss
  6. The Man and the Chicken
  7. Don't Put Your Finger up Your Nose
  8. I Can't, I Can't
  9. Mom and Dad Are Always Right
  10. They Said, "Eat the Broccoli"
  11. Never Cook Your Sister in a Frying Pan
  12. A Brontosaurus With Bronchitis
  13. Tyranosaurus Nix
  14. My Mother Ran Away Today
  15. The Poetry Lesson
  16. Do This, Do That
  17. Dad Says That I Look Like Him
  18. Leroy Is a Late Bloomer
  19. You're as Sweet as Sugar on a Stick
  20. Marching Shoulder to Shoulder

Songs for Well Behaved Children (1979)Edit

Barry Louis Polisar - Songs for Well Behaved Children

Songs for Well Behaved Children

  1. Its My Mother and My Father and My Sister and the Dog
  2. I Am Very Sad to Say That Cindy Won't Be Out to Play
  3. I Wanna Be a Dog
  4. The Craster
  5. The Bumblebee Song
  6. Warning
  7. Don't Leave Me in the House Alone
  8. A Clock Without a C
  9. Ellen Grew a Beard
  10. Mommy, Mommy, I Gotta Get a Record
  11. We Don't Have to Share
  12. I'm Bored
  13. I Didn't Mean To
  14. The Accident
  15. I Don't Wanna Go to School
  16. Aunt Anna Came to Our House
  17. The Alfabet Song
  18. Siamese Twins
  19. I Can't Tie My Shoe
  20. Poor Orville Thlapp
  21. If You've Got a Kid Who Complains All the Time
  22. I Miss Grandma
  23. First It Bit My Behind
  24. I Love Your Eyes
  25. There's No Subsitute for a Cat

Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed It in His Armpit and Other Songs My Parents Won't Let Me Sing (1982)Edit

Barry Louis Polisar - Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed It in His Armpit and Other Songs My Parents Won't Let Me Sing

Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed It in His Armpit and Other Songs My Parents Won't Let Me Sing

  1. I Lost My Pants
  2. Mom Said, "No," I Said, "Why?"
  3. The Dinosaur Song
  4. Reptile World
  5. Get Your Hand Off My Leg And Your Foot Out Of My Shoe
  6. Inequality Makes the World Go Round
  7. Marvin Doesn't Like the New Baby
  8. Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw and String
  9. Nothing
  10. I'm Late
  11. I Don't Think My Teacher Likes Me
  12. I Love My Daddy
  13. Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed It in His Armpit
  14. Go and Hush the Baby
  15. Don't Eat the Food That Is Sitting in Your Plate
  16. I'm Standing Naked on the Kitchen Table (Trying to Get Your Atte
  17. Wet Again
  18. But I Still Don't Like Asparagus

Off-Color Songs for Kids (1983)Edit

Barry Louis Polisar - Off-Color Songs for Kids

Off-Color Songs for Kids

  1. Underwear
  2. The Town of Round
  3. The Chameleon
  4. I'd Be Me
  5. I Forgot
  6. I Looked Into the Mirror, What Did the Mirror Say?
  7. The Caterpillar
  8. The Crab
  9. Oh No, I Like My Sister
  10. You Better Not Giggle, Now Don't You Laugh, but I'm in Love With
  11. Water
  12. Hands and Kilometers
  13. Bad Boys: Housebuilding Nightmare
  14. A Bee Will Sting You
  15. Elvin and the Witch
  16. What If a Zebra Had Spots?
  17. Five More Minutes
  18. Later

Family Concert (1993)Edit

Barry Louis Polisar - Family Concert

Family Concert

  1. I Can Do Anything
  2. My Brother Thinks He's a Banana
  3. I'm A Three-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur
  4. I've Got a Dog and My Dog's Name Is Cat
  5. Our Dog Bernard
  6. Tomorrow
  7. Diaper Rash
  8. I Don't Wanna Go to School
  9. My Brother Threw-Up on My Stuffed Toy Bunny
  10. Underwear
  11. I've Got a Teacher, She's So Mean
  12. I Wanna Be a Dog
  13. I Sneaked Into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night
  14. My Mother Ran Away Today
  15. Mom Said, "No," I Said, "Why?"
  16. When the House Is Dark and Quiet
  17. Don't Put Your Finger up Your Nose

Old Dogs, New Tricks (1993)Edit

Barry Louis Polisar - Old Dogs, New Tricks

Old Dogs, New Tricks

  1. Our Dog Bernard
  2. One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into a Frog
  3. I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole
  4. I'm A Three-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur
  5. The Bumblebee Song
  6. What If a Zebra Had Spots?
  7. I Wanna Be a Dog
  8. The Apple of My Eye
  9. My Brother Thinks He's a Banana
  10. All I Want Is You
  11. The Skatter Brak Flath Who Lives in My Bath
  12. Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
  13. I've Got a Dog and My Dog's Name Is Cat

Teachers Favorites (1993)Edit

Barry Louis Polisar - Teachers Favorites

Teachers Favorites

  1. Nothing
  2. My Friend Jake
  3. I Didn't Mean To
  4. Tomorrow
  5. I Lost My Pants
  6. The Alfabet Song
  7. I Don't Wanna Go to School
  8. I Love Your Eyes
  9. Cindy's Absent (I Am Very Sad to Say)
  10. Water
  11. Don't Eat the Food That Is Sitting on Your Plate
  12. Underwear
  13. I've Got a Teacher, She's So Mean

Juggling Babies (1993)Edit

Barry Louis Polisar - Juggling Babies

Juggling Babies

  1. Trouble...What Trouble?
  2. Don't Wake up the Baby or the Baby Will Get You
  3. Diaper Rash (A Monster Song)
  4. Why Do I Love You
  5. Lullaby for a Crying Baby (A Parents Lament)
  6. Symphony in Why Sharp Major
  7. But They'll Never Have a Baby as Nice as Me
  8. What Do We Do With a Crying Baby?
  9. A Sick Song
  10. What Are We Gonna Do About the Baby?
  11. As You Sleep So Peacefully (A Father's Day Nightmare)
  12. I Can Do Anything
  13. Doo-Doo Is a Bad Word
  14. Have a Little Smoke?
  15. I Wanna Be Your Baby
  16. Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss
  17. Turkeys in the Straw

Family Trip (1993)Edit

Barry Louis Polisar - Family Trip

Family Trip

  1. It's My Mother and My Father and My Sister and the Dog
  2. We Don't Have to Share
  3. My Brother Threw up on My Stuffed Toy Bunny
  4. He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way?
  5. But I'm Just Thirteen
  6. Go and Hush the Baby
  7. Oh No, I Like My Sister
  8. I Sneaked Into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night
  9. Mom Said, "No," I Said, "Why?"
  10. When the House Is Dark and Quiet
  11. Aunt Anna Came to Our House
  12. I Miss Grandma
  13. Early Sunday Morning

A Little Different (1999)Edit

Barry Louis Polisar - A Little Different

A Little Different

  1. I'm a Slug
  2. Homemade Band
  3. These Are Not My Children
  4. I Don't Brush My Teeth and I Never Comb My Hair
  5. It All Comes Back to Me
  6. Who Got a Boo-Boo?
  7. Callie Wallie Doodle All the Day
  8. Potty Training
  9. I Still Don't Like Asparagus
  10. I'd Be Me
  11. Marvin Doesn't Like the New Baby
  12. Wet Again
  13. Donuts
  14. A Clock Without a C
  15. The Dog Barked
  16. Bad Guys Broke Into Our Car
  17. Lucky to Be Alive

Old Enough to Know Better: The Worst of Barry Louis Polisar (2005)Edit

Barry Louis Polisar - Old Enough to Know Better- The Worst of Barry Louis Polisar

Old Enough to Know Better: The Worst of Barry Louis Polisar

Disc 1
  1. When Suzie Sneezed
  2. I Can't Tie My Shoe
  3. I Used to Have a Sister
  4. My Dentist Is an Awfully Nice Man
  5. Reptile World
  6. The Accident
  7. The Witch
  8. That's What Makes the World Go 'round
  9. The Warning
  10. Don't Leave Me in the House Alone
  11. The Dinosaur Song
  12. Ellen Grew a Beard
  13. The Town of Round
  14. Me and You
  15. I Looked Into the Mirror; What Did the Mirror Say?
  16. A Bee Will Sting You
  17. Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed It in His Armpit
  18. Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw and String
  19. Everywhere You Go
  20. Shut up in the Library
Disc 2
  1. The Ant and the Grasshopper (What They Didn't Tell You)
  2. Not So Good at Baseball
  3. Poor Orville Thlapp
  4. The I Never Did Like You Anyhow Stomp
  5. There's No Substitute for a Cat
  6. Caterpillar
  7. First It Bit My Behind
  8. Barnyard Stomp
  9. I'm Bored
  10. I'm Late
  11. The Craster
  12. I Forgot
  13. The "I Eat Kids" Klezmer Polka
  14. Siamese Twins
  15. Get Your Hand Off My Leg And Your Foot Out Of My Shoe
  16. One Big Happy Family
  17. Five More Minutes
  18. Fred
  19. If You've Have a Kid Who Complains All the Time
  20. I Don't Believe You're Going to the Bathroom

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