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​Reason With Me

This song is by B.U.B.S..

Waylon gives a knock on my door,
Saying I'm sleeping on the job.
Funny how many times he's said it before,
'Cause now I'm demoted from the top.

I've been asked to meet Montgomery Burns
To see if I want my job anymore.
I'm curious to see where this turns,
Just so that I can still work at the core.

Should... I... care...
If he wants to reason with me?

Should... Burns... care...
If I want him to reason with me?

Should... Marge... care...
If I don't want her to reason with me?

Should... you... care...
If anyone wants to reason with me?

All... I... say... is...
If they want to bargain with me
Then give me what I want to eat.
All... I... want... is...

D'oh,
D'd'oh,
D'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh,
D'oh, d'd'oh,
D'oh, d'oh,

Donuts!

Or I will...

Go,
G'go,
Go, go, go, go go,
Go, g'go,
Go, go,

Go nuts!

Meg is just a typical teen,
She is such a drama queen.
Chris is afraid of an evil chimp
'Cause he's such an insecure wimp.

My confidante is an eloquently talking dog.
My son wants to kill my wife and take over the world.
My best friends seem like a second rate Lenny and Carl.
No wonder my mind and life are blurry as a fog.

Should... I... really care...
If my psychiatrist wants to reason with me?

Should... Stewie... surely care...
If I want him to reason with me?

Should... the quack... merely care...
If I don't want him to reason with me?

Should... you... really care...
If anyone wants to reason with me?

What... you... should... know... is...
I hold the record for the longest fart.
I turn embarrassment into a form of art.
It should be said that my flatulent disruption
Is more impressive than Van Halen's Eruption.
When asked about my hygienic corruption,
All I have to say is...

Heh,
H'heh,
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh,
Heh, h'heh,
Heh, heh

Hell yeah!

To all those critics who hate me...

Neh,
N'neh,
Neh, neh, neh, neh, neh,
Neh, n'neh,
Neh, neh

Ninnies!

Hey, now hold on now. Life ain't that bad.
Or as Bart would say, don't have a cow.
There were plenty of good times, like meeting Kiss.
Or stuffing ourselves to the point of ignorant bliss.

We should stick together, Homez, to fight a common foe,
Who doesn't have a catchphrase worthy of d'oh.
He's a paranoid CIA agent with a license to kill
And a family that tries too hard to avoid being run-of-the-mill.

Now that I think of it, Pete, you have a point.
They're a poor man's version of your family and mine.
If we let them continue, they will disappoint.
We will have to appoint to get rid of that swine.

How about an "Iraqi" with a "wire"?
I could get Apu to reason with me.

How about war veterans we could hire?
Skinner and Herman could reason with me.

How about a highly skilled liar?
I could get Lionel Hutz to reason with me.

Could this situation turn dire?
You don't need to reason with me.