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​I Will Be A Skid Dad

This song is by B.A. Johnston.

Wearing cut-up jean shorts, or maybe a tracksuit

Driving to the school in my Chevy Nova

Between my legs is a super-bug gulp cup of Coca-Cola

I may be a skid but my kids don't drink Coca-Cola, they'll drink lemonade.



For you, I'd be a skidly dad

'Cause you are so cute, you knock me off my ten-speed and a smashed up six-pack

For you, I'd be a skidly dad

'Cause you are so beautiful, you take my breath away.



Saturday afternoons, watching wrestling VHS

Teaching my kids the Iron Sheik's finishing move: the Camel Clutch

'Cause I know in my mind my kids will be able soon to beat my weak ass

So I better slap them in the Camel Clutch while I still can.



For you, I'd be a skidly dad

'Cause you are so cute, I fall off my ten-speed and smash my six-pack

For you, I'd be a skidly dad

'Cause you are so beautiful, you take my breath away

Until I am declared legally dead.