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Dime Dreams

This song is by Awwwwdiculous, features Mysterious D and appears on the album Awwwwdiculous (2009).

A-Boy
It just feels like I was made for one reason
Allergic to your game yeah that's why I keep sneezin'
So move out the way son and watch me work
This is how its done you just act like a jerk
See the ladies always go for the Dane Cook type
They keep comin' back they want more tears to wipe
(But hey a-boy, where's your girl right now?)
Well yesterday she left for Venice all she said was ciao
(Well what if they ditched, it's you they're trying to lose?)
Let 'em roam if they want call girls B-52's
Cause even if they can't see me I don't get stressed
It's like they know that I'm there, feel like the beast of loch ness
But I suppose it is true, can't quite hold 'em down
Soon as I try and make a move, my ladies split town
But maybe it'll all change if I act like a playa
Take her home like Paula Deen, then I'll bobby flay her

And I'll be...
Pickin' up chicks like cash on the street
Their defenses disappear when I play 'em this beat
The sparks are always real or so it seems
But then I wake up... damn, just dime dreams

If I had me a dime everything would be easy
A bit more relaxed Kraft mac-and-cheesey
But instead I'm just rejected again and again
Usually don't get much farther than a Facebook friend
But I request, no demand, that the ladies concede
Where's the charge through the house my Jumanji stampede
Today I'll make a change 'cause I deserve that biddy
Rappers get girls easy you can just ask fiddy
Don't even need skill and that thought makes me giddy
Why write my own rhymes? Then again, I'm not Diddy
I think I'm more like Mel Gibson in the year 2-thou
I have what women want and hating Jews is still foul
So I'm askin' all the ladies, what more can I do
Why wont you roll with me in the Awwwwdiculous crew
It might only happen in my imagination
But in real life it would be pure elation

And I'll be...
Pickin' up chicks like cash on the street
Their defenses disappear when I play 'em this beat
The sparks are always real or so it seems
But then I wake up... damn, just dime dreams

Spent so much time, on pickin' up girls
But they still act like I'm rockin' jehri curls
So I oughta move on I ain't Rob Schneider yo
I'll never star in the film: a-boy male gigolo
I'll just have to live life like an average cat
Finally, I now understand that
You don't have to be a pimp to get by in life
I'm not chasing girls but there's less internal strife
I feel resigned to my fate as just another normal dude
I'm not tucker max I can't act so lewd
But I can be happy in a relationship
Great expectations for the future so just call me a-pip
I've learned to pick up chicks there's some dos and don'ts
Every dime has different will's and wont's
Just go up to the girl, just tell her hey
And wear at least half a bottle of axe body spray

And I'll be...
Pickin' up chicks like cash on the street
Their defenses disappear when I play 'em this beat
The sparks are always real or so it seems
But then I wake up... damn, just dime dreams

Mysterious D
It's no wonder
Why my hand is
Glued
To my sheets

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