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​Ew... She Smells Like Allston

This song is by Atomic Ballroom Calamity.

Well I'm bringing two bottles of cheap champagne
To a girl named metaphor on Kelton St. tonight
Cause my girl needs some drinks to share with her scapegoats
My girl shares her drinks with the plumbing
My girl shares her drinks with the insects
My girl shares her body with the floor
All my friends call my girl a whore
'Cause she fucks other boys instead
'Cause she fucks other boys instead
'Cause she fucks other boys instead
My girl fucks other boys instead of sleeping with me

So lets share some breath cause my brain is shaking

And there is no internet in the bottom of a well
So no lo-jack your little black book for a while
She can't fool me, I can hear her from here
"Take me to the liquor store right now
No... but you fucked Kris White instead?
But you fucked Kris White instead?
I heard you fucked Kris White instead
My bitch fucks Kris White instead of me.