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​If You Own The Washington Redskins, You're A Cock

This song is by Atom And His Package and appears on the album Redefining Music (2000).

I like sports
But there are some things I force myself to miss
Like I never met an athlete I like in hockey
In Texas when it comes to native American nickname teams
Even within the context of sports it's awful and mean

And you'll go wah wah wah you're so PC
And I will say hey wait
My my my how have the tables turned to be a fucking prick is a desirable trait

While we're on the subject of changing team names there's no jazz in Utah
And few lakes in LA
Just this once give me the benefit of the doubt
The Bullets became the Wizards
Too violent? Get out!
And you'll go wa wa wa you're so PC
And I will say hey wait
Remind me again how it came to be
That being a stupid American is a desirable trait
Wouldn't that be offensive if we cheered
"Rah rah rah for the Carolina Negroes with a beat box cheer and a big foam afro"
The Minnesota Vikings became the New York Kikes with dollar bills on their helmets
Cause that's what they're like ya know

Atom: What about the Saints, Angels, Padres, you ain't got the same thing for Christians that's offending you
When there's a Jesus Christ mascot dog shooting crucifixes
They nail to a cross dying to save the team
You'll be right, you'll be right but until then you're not right
So what's your take on Washington Redskins?
What's your take on the Cleveland Indians?
What's your take on Washington Redskins?
What's your take on the Cleveland Indians?