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I, Professional Gambler

This song is by Atom And His Package and appears on the album Attention Blah Blah Blah (2002).

I have a strategy
I don't think I have to get a real job
That didn't work
But I am confident
That I am favored with overwhelming odds.

It is a system
It is straight mathematics
I need no more then 320 bucks.
If theres a 98% chance of giving you 320
I'm taking 325 of your bucks!

I got this beat
I got this beat
I got this beat
Oh yeah Oh yeah

I got this beat
I got this beat
I got this beat
Oh yeah Oh yeah

Mom, Dad don't look proud
Is it because I'm a professional gambler now?
I guess I don't need no college degree
Just a brief lesson in communicative probability

I got this beat
I got this beat
I got this beat
Oh yeah Oh yeah

I got this beat
I got this beat
I got this beat
Oh yeah Oh yeah

(One mathematical question I have is:
How long does it take three dudes to lose 200 bucks each?)

I got this beat
I got this beat
I got this beat
Oh yeah Oh yeah

I got this beat
I got this beat
I got this beat
Oh yeah Oh yeah

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