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True Top Ryde Day

This song is by Art Rush and appears on the album Top Ryde (2009).

Went to Top Ryde with Lucas on a Wednesday
To buy some pants from
The Double Bay Warehouse
Found a rubber ball in between the escalators
Bounced it around for a couple of hours
Tried to go bowling but they ran out of shoes
So we spent three bucks and played Time Crisis
Couldn't find Toyland,
They must've moved it again
Got bored got the bus to Macquarie

It was a true Top Ryde day

Gotta get my school clothes at Lowes
Suffer through the trying on, trying this
Trying that, buying ties
It's the last few days of the school holidays
In a few more days I'm goin' back to year 8
And nothing could be more depressing
Trying on shoes
It's the right before term starts
Bringer of doom
And as I squirm in boredom
I hear a squeal
They're kicking out a guy
Who just flashed the staff

It was a true Top Ryde day

After school I went to the shop that
Used to be the Angel Records
Bought an orgasm keyring
So I could use it in class
For giggles and shits
It's supposed to be lips
But it looks like a clit to me
Bought some two dollar DVDs
From in front of the Tandy
Went to the Bi-Lo bought 18 by Moby
On cassette for six bucks
Headed home on the 515

It was a true Top Ryde day

Kept my uniform on
Kept my shirt untucked
But that's another story

It was a true Top Ryde day

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