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​Young Marrieds

This song is by Andy Partridge and appears on the compilation album Fuzzy Warbles Volume 2 (2002).

Stay at home
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Chocolate fingers stir the tea
Tea for two
Until the baby wakes you
Back to basics

Love and marriage
Go hand in hand
Like horse and horse shit
You can't see her crying
For the hoover

Young marrieds
Nowhere to go
Young marrieds
Stay at home
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Daddy's sauce on mummy's plate
Bought from Argos and
It's handy living near the chippie

Full time whistle
Chuck his darts
She looks daggers now
When he suggests a final swift half

Young marrieds
Nowhere to go
Young marrieds
Stay at home
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Stay at home

Now she's gone and flown away
With that bloke who used to drum
Before he joined the Army

Babies crying man is too
Separated by a few years
And a turned up walkman

Young marrieds
Nowhere to go
Young marrieds
Stay at home
Watch a video

Young marrieds
Nowhere to go
Young marrieds
Stay at home
Watch the magic go

Stay at home
Watch a video

Written by:

Andy Partridge