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This song is by Amateur Transplants and appears on the album Unfit to Practise (2008).

Worried Lady, Came today she said
Doctor I'll be blunt
I've got discharge, so much discharge
Always dripping from my front bottom

To ascertain from where it's come
I insert a speculum, and when I had finished screaming
Then I say softly, slowly
You have got vaginal cancer