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Finals Countdown

This song is by Amateur Transplants and appears on the album Fitness to Practice (2004).

This song is a parody of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel.
How to take a history's
Always been a mystery
How to find a JVP
How to take a pulse

Asking patients about sex
Supinator Reflex
Skin bumps, neck lumps
Now give me a cough
(Cough)

Mmr, bcg
Meningitis, DTP,
Milestones, UC, Crohn's
Coeliac Disease

Fallot's tetralogy
Different types of allergy
Antenatal screening of congenital disease

Spastic paraplegia
Syringomyelia
Measuring Glasgow Coma
Extradural haematoma

Alzheimer's, Parkinson's
Penetrance of Huntington's
Hiv, cjd
Syphilitic chancre

It's stuff that you need for finals
Stuff that you need for finals

Thrombocytopaenia
Treating schizophrenia
Causes of bulimia
OCD

Self harm, suicide
Side effects of Frusemide
Personality disorder
SLE

Multiple sclerosis
Haemochromotosis
Paraphimosis
Endometriosis

Salpingitis, laryngitis
Pharyngitis, urethritis
Uvelitis, Retinitis pigmentosa

Stuff that you need for finals
Stuff that you need for finals

Fractured neck of femur
Causes of oedema
Aqueous humour
Different kinds of tumour

Pneumothorax, DVT
Hepatosplenomegaly
Prostate, kidney, breast and spleen
Every organ in between

Ehlers-Danlos, Marfan's
Cushing's, Conns, Addison's
Carpal tunnel syndrome
Alopecia, Dupuytren's

Henoch Schonlein purpura
Austin Flint murmur
Vsd, dic
Siadh

Typhoid, amyloid
Osteo-, rheumatoid
Patients who are paranoid
Movements that are athetoid

Sarcoid, carcinoid
Cushingoid, mongoloid
Pseudopseudopseudopseudo-
Hypoparathyroid

Stuff that you need for finals
It's all stuff that you need for finals

X-Ray, ECG
Basic cardiology
Neuro, endo
ENT, oncology

All of rheumatology
Bits of embryology
A-level chemistry
Epidemiology

Haem firm, paeds derm
Psyche, surgery
Rheumo, ortho
So much stuff you need to know

Learning drugs is so much stress
You memorise the BNF
Public health, public health
What the fuck is public health?

Stuff that you need for finals
It's all stuff that you need for finals
It's all stuff that you need for finals
  • Parody lyrics by: Adam Kay & Suman Biswas

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