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​Two Left Feet

This song is by Alex Spore.

If the man with two left feet can't dance,
What about the one with two right hands?
And if the man with two brains ain't a genious,
Then I'll be damned.

If you cross an elephant and a rhino,
What does that get you?
And if you cross a bulldog and a shitzu,
You know what that gets you.

A man stopped me on the street and asked,
'Are you ready for the end?'
Well, I looked at him and said,
'It did not begin.'

If someone married the wicked witch of the west,
What would happen to him?
And if I fought Golieth,
Do you think that I would win?

I'm sorry for all the stupid things I did,
Way back then.
Like your Christmas tree,
I'll get you another one at the 5 and 10.

A man stopped me on the street and asked,
'Are you ready for the end?'
Well, I looked at him and said,
'It did not begin.'

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