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​Toddler Cannon

This song is by Aborted Jesus and appears on the album Carnival of Gonorrhea (2007).

Launch, launch, launch the kids
Into the ravine
Plummeting, plummeting, plummeting, plummeting
Whack off to their screams!

Light, light, light the fuse
Discharge a little tike
Shrieking and crying and then he is landing
His torso on a pike

Hurl hurl hurl this girl
Into the lava flow
Burning and yelling and now she is melting
It makes my boner grow