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​Smegma Sandwich

This song is by Aborted Jesus and appears on the album Carnival of Gonorrhea (2007).

I'm out of lunch meat, got no liverwurst
Won't let it stop me. I know what I need.

Carefully place twelve used band-aids
On the Kaiser roll with menstrual blood
A juicy dead mouse, sprinkle on some scabs
And some pubic hairs from a fat dude

My sandwich still lacks one key ingredient
So I roll back my foreskin to harvest delicious cheese

Carefully place twelve used band-aids
On the Kaiser roll with menstrual blood
A juicy dead mouse, sprinkle on some scabs
And some pubic hairs from a fat dude

SMEGMA! The cheese that comes from my dick.
SMEGMA! Spread it on really thick.
SMEGMA! The flavor is making me dizzy