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​The Mephitic Conundrum

This song is by Aborted and appears on the album Retrogore (2016).

Malodorous, I defecate and consume!
The mephitic conundrum.

A walking heap, colonic mystique, gathering of shit.
Walking human methane bomb, ready to extinct.
The common cancer known as man,
Answering the greatest riddle of all:

"How much poop is too much poop?"
About 5 billion of them all!

Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
As we destroy the world, turn it into a heap of shit.

Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
As we destroy the world, our fecal playing ground.

Malodorous, we propagate and consume!
The mephitic conundrum.

A walking heap, colonic mystique, gathering of shit.
Walking human methane bomb, ready to extinct.
The common cancer known as man,
Answering the greatest riddle of all:

"How much poop is too much poop?"
About 5 billion of them all!

Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
As we destroy the world, turn it into a heap of shit.

Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
As we destroy the world, our fecal playing ground.

We will never know peace!

I am mesmerized that we are all still living.
A steaming pile, the human excrement.

With intestinal fortitude I am forced to digest,
The purulent crud that forms your carbon print.
Greedily amassing, by greed unsurpassing.
You're all connaiseurs of rot.


Malodorous, we propagate and consume!
The mephitic conundrum.

A walking heap, colonic mystique, gathering of shit.
Walking human methane bomb, ready to extinct.
The common cancer known as man,
Answering the greatest riddle of all:

"How much poop is too much poop?"
About 5 billion of them all!

Are you unhappy?