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There's Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me From Eating Dirt

This song is by Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy..

There's nothing you can do
I'm gonna eat dirt all the time
There's nothing you can do
Not bitch, nor scream, nor whine
I'm gonna eat dirt
And like it too
I'm gonna eat dirt and spit it on you

I like dirt
Dirt tastes good
I like dirt
And grass as well
Mud ain't bad
And neither are rocks
But dirt takes the cake
I like it a lot

There's nothing you can do
I'm gonna eat dirt all the time
There's nothing you can do
Not bitch, nor scream, nor whine
I'm gonna eat dirt
And like it too
I'm gonna eat dirt and spit it on you

No, there's nothing you can do to keep me from eating dirt...

Not even killing me
I'll eat dirt then too