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​I Only Drink Water, Leave Me Alone, You Drunkard

This song is by Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy..

Water is pure
And good, and nice
Beer, whiskey, and alcohol are not
I hate them
I will not drink them
You stinky bastard

Water is refreshing
And makes me feel just fine
Alcohol just makes me want to vomit
I hate it
I will not drink it
You lazy drunkard

Get out of my face
I'm fine with my water
I wouldn't drink that trash you've got for free
I only drink water
Leave me alone, you drunkard
Or I just might have to dish out an ass wuppin'

Water is pure
And good, and nice
Beer, whiskey, and alcohol are not
I hate them
I will not drink them
You stinky bastard