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​Voldemort Fangirl

This song is by ALL CAPS and appears on the album Songs in the Key of E-Mail (2009).

Let me tell you,
I've seen it done
I've seen it done
We've seen it done
And being a Death Eater isn't fun

Our parents come home, they're not in good moods
Because they just spent the day with all those Death Eater dudes
Don't know what they do, but it doesn't sound fly,
A whole lot of work and a lot of them die

So I rather not put my life on the line,
If Voldemort asks, I might just have to decline
It's not personal, what I'm saying is true
Voldy I'd rather just play fangirl to you

I'm a Voldemort fangirl
I'm a Voldemort fangirl
I'm a Voldemort fangirl
I don't want to join you but I think you're a delight
I'm a Voldemort fangirl
I've already launched a Voldemort fansite

You will lose everything...
Say my name and it's the last thing you'll say

I'm a Voldemort fangirl
I'm a Voldemort fangirl
All of the fun and none of the pain
I'm a Voldemort fangirl
I don't want a dark mark but I'll tattoo your name
I'm a Voldemort fangirl
I don't want to join you but I think you're a delight
I'm a Voldemort fangirl
I've already launched a Voldemort fansite

Die.

Crucio
Avada kedavra

I'm a Voldemort fangirl
All of the fun and none of the pain
I'm a Voldemort fangirl
I don't want a dark mark but I'll tat-ti-ta your name
I'm a Voldemort fangirl
I don't want to join you but I think you're a delight (I-I-I-I-I-)
I'm a Voldemort fangirl
I've already launched a Voldemort fansite

I'm a Voldemort fangirl
All of the fun and none of the pain (I-I-I-I-I-)
I'm a Voldemort fangirl

Harry

(I-I-I-I-I-) I'm a Voldemort fangirl

You will lose everything