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​Whiskey Dick

This song is by 3 Prong Outlet.

Gotta girlfriend, she's so pretty
Makes me happy, when I'm shitty
When she laughs, she thinks I'm witty, yeah.

She can kiss, and smells like flowers
Wears work shirts and converse all stars
She's so cool, and I'm a retard, yeah.

And you don't like me cause my bands not big
But I see your face at all the shows, whoa
So heres another song that's 3 chords long, with stupid lyrics that you'll never know.

Love Sucks.

And my girlfriend likes to toke it
And she don't care if I smoke it.
Goves me money when I'm broke, shit yeah.

She likes blatz, the muffs and weezer
But she still likes my band better
Ands she'll be my girl forever, yeah.