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He Needs A Kidney

This song is by 30 Rock.

Sheryl crow
Sometimes life brings pain and strife
And all seems wrong.

Sheryl crow & adam levine
That is when you find a friend
And write a song.

Mary j. blige
So give the gift of giving,
Give it far and give it wide.

Mary j. blige & adam levine
Take the leap - reach down deep inside.

Elivs costello
And just give a kidney

Elvis costello & clay aiken
To a father or a dad

Clay aiken & norah jones
Just give a kidney

Clay aiken, norah jones & sara bareilles
Ooh, We hear it doesn't really hurt that bad.

Rhett miller, rachel yamagata, moby
And we know you wanna give it

Jenna
To a super human being!

Sheryl crow
So get it done

Elvis costello
We just need one
Mary j. blige
For Milton Green.

MICHAEL McDONALD
This country has 600 million kidneys,

MICHAEL McDONALD & STEVE EARLE
And we really only need half.

MICHAEL McDONALD, STEVE EARLE & WYCLEF JEAN
That leaves about 300 million kidneys, do the math.

Robert randolph & cyndi lauper
Milton Green, Milton Green,
Milton Green, Milton Green,
Milton Green...

MICHAEL McDONALD
He needs a kidney

Robert randolph & cyndi lauper
Milton Green
Don't ask why - he could die
If you don't call today.

ELVIS COSTELLO (spoken): Listen, when someone starts talking in the middle of a song, you know it's serious.

MARY J. BLIGE (spoken): So give Milton a kidney. We all believe in this cause so much that we're doing it for free. Except for Sheryl.

SHERYL CROW (spoken): That's right. I'm the only one getting paid.

NORAH JONES (spoken): And only three of us are drunk.

MICHAEL McDONALD (spoken): Milton Green needs a kidney. Just like I need this beard. You don't want to see what's under here.

ADAM LEVINE (spoken): And while you don't have two beards you do have two kidneys. Think of it this way: if I had two dollars, I'd give you one, wouldn't I?

CYNDI LAUPER (spoken): I'm one of the drunk ones!

Adam horovitz, talib kweli & michael diamond
They say that two is better than one
But sometimes one is better than two
If you had two heads you'd wish you had one
How is this different?
If you had two dogs attacking you
You'd want just one,
There we proved our point!

Robert randolph & cyndi lauper
Milton Green, Milton Green,
Milton Green, Milton Green,
Milton Green...

MICHAEL McDONALD
He needs a kidney

Robert randolph & cyndi lauper
Milton Green
Don't ask why - he could die
If you don't call today.

ALL
He needs a kidney.
No he doesn't need a hand,
He just needs a kidney.

Elvis costello
A hand would be a even harder thing to give.

ALL
When you give a kidney
And we really think you should,
We pass the cup,
They stitch it up,
You do some good.

Mary j. blige
Do some good.

ALL
We pass the cup,

Jenna
Pass the cup!

ALL
They stitch it up,

Jenna
Stitch it up!

ALL
You do some good,

Cindi lauper
Yeah, yeah!

ALL
We pass the cup,
They stitch it up,

Jenna
Stitch it up!

ALL
You do some good.

Robert randolph
Whoa, yeah...

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