"Weird Al" Yankovic:Spatula City Lyrics

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Spatula City

This song is by "Weird Al" Yankovic and appears on the movie soundtrack UHF (1989).

Original video
There's just one place to go for all your spatula needs
Spatula City
Spatula City

A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion
Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color
And because we eliminate the middle man, we can sell all our spatulas factory direct to you
Where do you go when you want to buy name brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost?
Spatula City
Spatula City

And this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale
Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for just one penny
Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents
And what better way to say "I love you" than with the gift of a spatula?
Spatula City
Spatula City

Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City.
I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company.

Spatula City - seven locations; we're in the yellow pages under "spatulas".

My, where did you get that lovely spatula?
Spatula City: We sell spatulas, and that's all

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