I'll tell you a story if you listen to me
About a wild eyed cat of society
He hasn't been around for too long
And the old folks call him Krazy Kong

Kra-zy Kong, Kra-zy Kong
Kra-zy Kong, Kra-zy Kong

He gets up early and stays out late
The chicks in town think he's really great
All the fellas try to keep him away
But when the lights go down he'll start to play
WATCH IT

Kra-zy Kong, Kra-zy Kong

On Friday night into a dance hall he'll slide
With a big cigar and a harem by his side
The floor will be cleared and everyone will sit down
Just to watch him breezin' around

Kra-zy Kong, Kra-zy Kong
Kra-zy Kong, Kra-zy Kong
Kra-zy Kong, Kra-zy Kong
Kra-zy Kong, Kra-zy