My voice is high and screechy, my hair was lank and freaky
I walked around the school feeling full-on, totally geeky
But the thing I hated most when I went to dance
Was getting dragged across the lawn in my underpants

Well, I hated high school, I did not have a ball
I just hated walking through the hall
I hated going to every class
'Cause the pimples on my face, but now they're on my ass!

The hardest time of my life was going through puberty
It seemed like everything around just excited me
Now, listen to me, now, this isn't one of my rants
When you go through puberty, do not wear sweatpants

I didn't handle the puberted thing too well
In fact, for me, it was like going to hell
And it was kinda embarrassing, but the truth be told
'Cause when I went through it I was 42 years old!

42 years old!