They say I need some Rogaine to put in my hair
Work it out at the gym to fit my underwear
Oakley makes the shades that transform a tool
You'd hate for the kids to think that you lost your cool

Imma do the things that I wanna do
I ain't got a thing to prove to you
I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans
Excuse my manners if I make a scene

I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like
I'm fine and dandy with the me inside
One look in the mirror, and I'm tickled pink
I don't give a hoot about what you think

Everyone likes to dance to a happy song (Hey, hey)
With a catchy chorus and beat so they can sing along (Hey, hey)
Timbaland knows the way to reach the top of the chart
Maybe if I work with him I can perfect the art

Imma do the things that I wanna do
I ain't got a thing to prove to you (I ain't got a thing to prove to you)
I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans
Excuse my manners if I make a scene (Excuse my manners if I ahh)

I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like
I'm fine and dandy with the me inside
One look in the mirror, and I'm tickled pink
I don't give a hoot about what you think

No, I don't care
I don't care
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't caaaaaaareeeee

Imma do the things that I wanna do
I ain't got a thing to prove to you (I ain't got a thing to prove to you)
I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans
Excuse my manners if I make a scene (Excuse my manners if I ahh)

I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like
I'm fine and dandy with the me inside
One look in the mirror, and I'm tickled pink
I don't give a hoot about what you think