I exist, therefore I am.

And now, while you let that notion settle in the back of your mind, or dispose of it altogether, here are some more astonishing facts and lies about me.

Things I Enjoy DoingEdit

• Throwing money at a cat, who seemingly misunderstands the transaction
• Pretending that things that don't matter, do, then having a good laugh about it
• Breaking fourth walls HEY HI HOW ARE YOU? when it seems appropriate
• Imagining life if our visual spectrum extended down to ULF radio waves

Music I Enjoy HearingEdit

• Primus
• King Crimson, The Nice, Gentle Giant, Premiata Forneria Marconi
• Devo, Penguin Café Orchestra

Music I Rarely Admit I EnjoyEdit

• Emerson, Lake & Palmer
• Bagpipes
• Various weird tunes I've been humming since I was 4 years old

Other InterestsEdit

• Evolutionary psychology
• Memetics
• Hiking
• Not dying