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This song is performed by Tom Milsom.

And so I move on to real songs. This was for a friend's birthday, and he liked it so much that I followed it up two years later with Jake's Song on Painfully Mainstream, which references this song a bit. Now you know.

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Send "Oh Jakey" Ringtone to your Cell

I’ve got a friend who’s mystical
and rather egotistical
and Jakey Papas is his name

he works with the decision
most emphatical decision
hoping one day day they will lead him to fa-a-ame

They call him Jakey Papas
and he likes to know what’s what
to see if he is on the list
but usually he’s not
Oh, Jakey poo
won’t you do
your hair for me-ee-ee-ee ?
We’ll sit and play
all the day
on RPGee-ee-ee-ee-ees

I’ve got a friend who’s mystical
and rather egotistical
and Jakey Papas is his name
he works with the decision
most emphatical decision
hoping one day day they will lead him to fa-a-ame

They call him Jakey Papas
and he likes to know what’s what
and to see if he is on the list
but usually he’s not
Oh, Jakey poo
won’t you do
your hair for me-ee-ee-ee-ee ?
We’ll sit and play
all the day on RPGee-ee-ee-ee-ees

OH Jakey poo
won’t you do-oo-oo-oo-oo your hair for me
we’ll sit and play
all the day-ay-ay-ay-ay
on MMORPGs

Send "Oh Jakey" Ringtone to your Cell

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