A hardly has an appetite and pokes at food too long
and B can barely bother because all the food is wrong
C likes only candy and chocolate by the box
D is just disinterested in anything you've got

But E eats everything
yeah E eats everything
E eats everything
yeah E eats everything

so toss it on a plastic plate or stick it with a fork
serve it on a shovel or serve it on a spork

yeah E eats everything
yeah E eats everything

F is far too fussy and only eats with fancy wine
G eats only gourmet but never can decide
H burns food so horrible
all I tastes is smoke
J just likes drinking juice
and K drinks only soda

but E eats everything
yeah E eats everything

he's eating in a moving car
he's eating upside down
he's eating on a space ship
he's eating off the ground

L and M and N and P won't start till O arrives
Q and R and S and T are wearing clothes much too tight
U and V and W are worn out from this song
and X and Y just will not share and will not get along

but E eats everything
yeah E eats everything

but look out now here it comes that final letter Z
now Z's not like the other letters Z's only eating Es

yeah Z eats Es
yeah Z eats Es
Z eats Es
yeah Z eats Es