They Might Be Giants:D & W

D
Look at D
Half a circle, half a moon an apple slice

There goes D
Captain D
Aboard D, commander D the well known D

D is getting on in years so he's a little bit slower now.
D is shy and doesn't get out of the house much anymore.

And then there's W
Here comes W
It's double wide it can not hide it's
pride it's W


They call him W
Big fat W
It thinks it's king it's all time favorite thing is W

D: W you think you're so great

W: Well I am pretty big

D: Yeah you're okay, your just not as great as you tink you are

W: How come I never see you around anymore D?

D: I've got this big tv set at home now, I like to watch the sports.