Two dudes on the scene
Tattoos of machines
Mixing Diet RC
With a fifth of Jim Beam

Jim's a cool name
But when I say "Bryan"
The ladies line up
With my code compilin'
'Cause the letters that I use
To write my name out
Are cooler than the booze
Flowin' out of the spout

I disbelieve
The rhymes you weave
Enjoy a reprieve
'Cause here's how it's gonna

B-R-I-A-N
You spelled that all messed up
When the chorus comes
You can try it again
B-R-Y-A-N
Why's it got a "Y"
When the "I" I got is better by times ten?

B-R-I-A-N
You spelled that all messed up
When the chorus comes
You can try it again
B-R-Y-A-N
Why's it got a "Y"
When the "I" I got is better by millions?

Two syllables and three consonants
And the vowels I empower make lots of sense
An "I" and then an A
Is the one and only way
That I'll ever recognize
The spelling of the name

That's heresy
Total blasphemy
The absence of a "Y" is a catastrophe
"Y" is a vowel and consonant
"Y" is the letter that pays my rent

B-R-I-A-N
You spelled that all messed up
When the chorus comes
You can try it again
B-R-Y-A-N
Why's it got a "Y"
When the "I" I got is better by times ten?

B-R-I-A-N
You spelled that all messed up
When the chorus comes
You can try it again
B-R-Y-A-N
Why's it got a "Y"
When the "I" I got is better by millions?

B-R-I-A-N
B-R-Y-A-N
B-R-I-A-N
B-R-Y-A-N

B-R-I-A-N
B-R-Y-A-N