We'll just pretend it never happened
These things always happen in the middle of the night
You'll blame the wine and I'll blame the weather
Was there a full moon that night?

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And there's something sad about a dream fulfilled
Something sad about a secret revealed
Something sad about the middle of the night
There's something sad about consummation

They said to expect the unexpected
So when you turned out the light I knew it would turn out this way
And if I see you tomorrow
What am I supposed to say?

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And when your little friends ask you about me
I know you won't event say a word.
No you'll just smile when they say come on and tell us.
Is it true what we heard is true, what we heard?

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