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Tenacious D:Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Lyrics

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This song is performed by Tenacious D and appears on the album The Pick Of Destiny (2006).
This song is featured in the movie Tenacious D In The Pick Of Destiny.
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Beelzeboss:
I am complete!

Tenacious D (Both):
Fuck!

Beelzeboss:
Yes, you are fucked
Shit out of luck!
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck!
This world will be mine
And you're first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

Tenacious D:
(JB) Wait, wait, wait, you motherfucker
We challenge you to a rock-off
Give us one chance to rock your socks off

Beelzeboss:
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck, the demon code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge!
What are your terms?
What's the catch?

Tenacious D:
(JB) If we win
You must take your sorry ass back to hell
And also you will have to pay our rent

Beelzeboss:
And what if I win?

Tenacious D:
(JB) Then you can take Kage back to hell
(KG) What!?
(JB) Trust me Kage, it's the only way!
(KG) What the fuck are you talking about?
(JB) To be your little bitch

Beelzeboss:
Fine!
Let the rock off begin, ha ha ha!
I'm the devil
I love metal!
Check this riff
It's fucking tasty!
I'm the devil I can do what I want
Whatever I've got I'm gonna flaunt!
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost!
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!

Tenacious D:
(JB) No! C'mon Kage, bring the thunder!
(KG) There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece
(JB) Listen to me-
(KG) He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
(JB) God dammit Kage!
He gonna make you his sex slave
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise
(KG) No
(JB) Unless we bust a massive monster mama-jam
(KG) Dude, we've been through so much shit
(JB) Deactivated lasers with my dick
(Both) Now it's time to blow this fucker down!
(JB) C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
(KG) I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
(JB) Light up the stage cause it's time for a showdown
(KG) We'll bend you over then we'll take you to brown town
(Both) Now we've got to blow this fucker down
(KG) He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down!
(JB) C'mon Kage cause it's time to blow doors down!
(KG) Ooooooh...
We'll pile-drive ya!
It's time for the smackdown!
(JB) Hey Antichrist-er, Beelzeboss
We know your weakness, our rocket sauce!
We rock the casbah and blow your mind
We will defeat you for all mankind
You hold the scepter
We hold the key
You are the devil
We are the D
We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D
We are the D!

Beelzeboss:
You guys are fuckin' lame!
Come on Kage, you're comin' with me!
Taste my lightning, fucker!

Tenacious D:
(JB) No!

Beelzeboss:
Ow, fuck!
My fucking horn!
Oh no!

Tenacious D:
(JB) From whence you came you shall remain
Until you are complete again!

Beelzeboss:
No!
Fuck you Kage and fuck you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!

Written by:

Jack Black/Kyle Gass/Liam Lynch

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