Contents 1 This Is Serious Mum (1985) 2 Form And Meaning Reach Ultimate Communion (1986) 3 Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance (1988) 4 Hot Dogma (1990) 5 Gentlemen, Start Your Egos (1991) 6 Beasts of Suburban (1992) 7 Australia The Lucky Cunt (1993) 8 Machiavelli and the Four Seasons (1995) 8.1 Machines Against The Rage (1996) 9 www.tism.wanker.com (1998) 9.1 Att: Shock Records Faulty Pressing Do Not Manufacture (1998) 10 De RigueurMortis (2001) 10.1 Bonus Album 11 tism.bestoff (2001) 11.1 tism.bestoff. retrospective works 86/02 11.2 This Is Serious Mum - a collection of bedroom recordings 1982 - 1992 12 The White Albun (2004) 13 Other Songs 14 Additional information

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This Is Serious Mum (1985)Edit

1. The Art/Income Dialectic
2. Eckermann Is Very Silly
3. The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped
4. Defecate On My Face
5. Lyric For Jack
6. I Go To Werribee
7. Crime Against The Spirit Oo Poo Pee Doo
8. Pus Of The Dead
9. Clarse Distinction
10. The Reserection

Form And Meaning Reach Ultimate Communion (1986)Edit

1. Mistah Elliot – He Wanker
2. A Face Full of Divertamenti
3. Kill Yourself Now and Avoid the Rush
4. Take Your Love
5. Root
6. Defecate on My Face (country version)
7. All Ordinaries Index
8. I'm Into Led Zep

Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance (1988)Edit

1. I'm Interested In Apathy
2. Saturday Night Palsy
3. The Mystery Of The Artist Explained
4. If You're Creative, Get Stuffed
5. 40 Years - Then Death
6. Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'Don't Walk'
7. The Ballad Of John Bonham's Coke Roadie
8. Choose Bad Smack
9. The Fosters Car Park Boogie
10. Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow
11. I Drive A Truck
12. Defecate On My Face
13. Kill Americans
14. Volare
15. The Penis Is Mightier Than The Sword
16. Slave To The Economist
17. I Shit Me
18. Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen
19. Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown
20. The Ballad Of The Semitic Nazi
21. And The Ass Said To The Angel: 'Wanna' Play Kick To Kick'
22. The Mordialloc Rd. Duplicator
23. Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge
24. Ezra Pound - Axe King
25. Johnny To B. Or Not To B. Goode
26. Morrison Hostel
27. The Ted Commandments (Unlisted)

Hot Dogma (1990)Edit

1. The TISM Boat Hire Offer
2. Existentialtism
3. While My Catarrh Gently Weeps
4. They Shoot Heroin, Don't They?
5. Dazed And Confucious
6. Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 1
7. I'll 'Ave Ya
8. Whinge Rock
9. The TISM Nightsoil Cart And Horse Blues
10. I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Whittle Away My Furniture
11. The TISM Finance Plan Offer
12. Leo's Toltoy
13. The History Of Western Civilisation
14. Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 2
15. My Generation
16. I Don't Want TISM, I Want A Girlfriend
17. Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 4
18. Get Thee In My Behind, Satan
19. We Are The Champignons
20. Let's Club It To Death
21. Let's Form A Company
22. Life Kills
23. Life Kills/Pus Of The Dead (Segue)
24. Pus Of The Dead
25. It's Novel. It's Unique. It's Shithouse.

Gentlemen, Start Your Egos (1991)Edit

1. Mistah Elliot – He Wanker
2. A Face Full of Divertamenti
3. Kill Yourself Now and Avoid the Rush
4. Take Your Love
5. Root
6. Defecate on My Face (country version)
7. All Ordinaries Index
8. I'm Into Led Zep
9. The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped
10. (I Think I've Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out
11. Gas! Gas! – An Ecstasy of Fumbling
12. Pus
13. Babies Bite Back
14. Death Death Death(live at the Old Greek Theatre)

Beasts of Suburban (1992)Edit

1. Michael Jackson's Conveyor Belt
2. Bishop = Handjob
3. Get Thee to a Nunnery
4. Father and Son
5. Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli
6. If You're Ugly, Forget It
7. Mourningtown Ride
8. Loser, Losing, Lost

Australia The Lucky Cunt (1993)Edit

1. Lose Your Delusion 1
2. Jesus Pots The White Ball
3. Mr.Ches Baragwanath, State Auditor - General
4. Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The House Of Representatives
5. Recorded By JJJ, 24-1-'93, Melbourne Showgrounds

Machiavelli and the Four Seasons (1995)Edit

1. (He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River
2. All Homeboys Are Dickheads
3. Garbage
4. Lose Your Delusion II
5. !UOY Sevol Natas
6. What Nationality Is Les Murray?
7. Greg! The Stop Sign!!
8. Play Mistral For Me
9. How Do I Love Thee?
10. Jung Talent Time
11. Aussiemandias
12. Give Up For Australia/Phillip Glass's Arse

Machines Against The Rage (1996)Edit

Bonus Disc with the Re-Issue of Machiavelli And The Four Seasons

1. All Homeboys Are Dickheads
2. Death Death Death
3. I'm Interested In Apathy
4. Get Thee To A Nunnery
5. Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli
6. Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow
7. The History of Western Civilization
8. Saturday Night Palsy
9. Aussiemandias
10. Root
11. I'll 'Ave Ya
12. Defecate On My Face
13. Give Up For Australia
14. I Drive A Truck
15. Mistah Elliot - He Wanker

www.tism.wanker.com (1998)Edit

1. (There's Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
2. Whatareya?
3. Dumb 'N' Base
4. Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
5. Been Caught Wankin'
6. Denial Works For Me
7. The Parable Of Glenn McGrath's Haircut
8. I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt
9. Yob
10. Great Expectorations
11. A Hard-Earned Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Drink to Get Pissed
12. The Men's Room

Att: Shock Records Faulty Pressing Do Not Manufacture (1998)Edit

Bonus Disc to www.tism.wanker.com

1. Conversation About Porn With Porn Background
2. Describe The Worst Head Job I've Ever Had? Fantastic!
3. Conversation About This Kid With Porn Background
4. The Australian Guitar Hero Makes His Last Stand
5. Conversation About Springvale With Porn Background
6. Kate, Fischer Of Men
7. My Brilliant Huntington's Chorea
8. Conversation About Private Schools With Porn Background
9. Apology Of The Thai Drug Runner
10. Conversation About Reviews With Porn Background
11. Julias Seizure (Act III, Scene II, Verse 73-118)
12. Neighbours - Everybody Loves Good Neighbours
13. Conversation About Robyn Prower With Porn Background
14. Opposite Day
15. Conversation About Super With Porn Background
16. Rebel Without A Paunch
17. Conversation About Bad Music With Porn Background
18. The Only Thing Stopping Me From Being Happier Is That I'm Not More Depressed
19. Conversation About Cross-Fades With Porn Background
20. Professor Derrida Deconstructs
21. Ya Gotta Love That

De RigueurMortis (2001)Edit

1. Bullshit
2. If You're Not Famous At Fourteen You're Finished
3. Five Yards
4. Who The Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet?
5. Ten Points For A Razor Scooter
6. Who The Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet? 2
7. Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
8. Would The Last Person To Leave Please Turn Out The Enlightenment?
9. Street Lamp
10. Dear Moby
11. Schoolies Week
12. The Horse, Not The Horseshit
13. Most Of Us Are Nice!
14. Did You Watch Or Make TV?!
15. Come Back DJ, Your Record Is Scratched
16. You're A Long Way From Home Part 1
17. Boot Party
18. Preening Dumb Tool
19. Intermission
20. Channel Turd
21. Fatboy Slim Dusty
22. You're A Long Way From Home Part 2
23. Sell Out
24. Honk If You Love Fred Durst
25. You're A Long Way From Home Part 3
26. X-Treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse
27. Survey
28. Fourteen Years In Rowville
29. When TISM's Album Fails
30. Who The Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet? 3
31. BFW

Bonus AlbumEdit

1. 2Pot Screama

tism.bestoff (2001)Edit

tism.bestoff. retrospective works 86/02Edit

1. Defecate On My Face
2. Death Death Death
3. Saturday Night Palsy
4. I'm Interested In Apathy
5. I Drive A Truck
6. 40 Years - Then Death
7. The History Of Western Civilisation
8. I'll 'Ave Ya
9. Get Thee To A Nunnery
10. Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli
11. (He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River
12. Greg! The Stop Sign!!
13. All Homeboys Are Dickheads
14. Whatareya?
15. Five Yards
16. Sid Viscous
17. The Phillip Ruddock Blues
18. Defecate On My Face - MGF Remix

This Is Serious Mum - a collection of bedroom recordings 1982 - 1992Edit

1. Eckermann Is Very Silly
2. The Ballad Of The Semitic Nazi
3. Yassa Arathin-A-Go-Go
4. (I Go To) Werribee
5. Ladies And Gentlemen - The Judeo-Christian Ethic
6. Ezra Pound, Axe-King
7. The English-Speaking Peoples
8. Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen
9. I Await The Coming Of The Scottish Third Reich
10. A Tale Of Two Faeces
11. Almost Blue By Ian Curtis
12. The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped
13. (Jumpin' Jivin') Jimmy “The Ghost” Joyce
14. Unknown, Unacknowledged, Unforgettable, Underpants
15. Life Is Fairly Silly, Really
16. Landscape, Seascape, Escape
17. I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Whittle Away My Furniture
18. Untitled
19. How To End All Suffering
20. Frenzy
21. I'm Gonna Treat Ya To A Neitschze Double Feature
22. You're Only As Good As Your Fans
23. My Gerontation
24. (This Morning I Had Work To Do)
25. Tu E La Tua Razza Fa'un Culo

The White Albun (2004)Edit

1. Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
2. Bone Idol
3. Message From The Big Day Out Port-A-Loo
4. DJ Trevor
5. I Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted Shane Crawford
6. The Birth Of Uncool
7. As Seen On Reality
8. The Song Of The Quarter Time Siren (Car Battery)
9. Diffident Strokes
10. Ken Bruce Has Gone Mad
11. Sorted For D'N'M
12. Cerebral Knievel
13. Tonight Harry's Practice Visits The Home Of Charlie Bird Parker
14. Somebody Start A Fight Or Something
15. Neck It
16. TISM Are Shit

Other SongsEdit

1. (There's Gonna Be) Sex Tonight
2. A Long Hard Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Drink To Get Pissed
3. Bfw
4. Come Back Dj, Your Record Is Scratched
5. Fat Boy Slim Dusty
6. If You're Not Famous At Fourteen, You're Finished
7. Julius Seizure (Act Iii, Scene Ii, Verse 73-118)
8. Lose Your Delusion
9. Message From A Big Day Out Port-A-Loo
10. Neighbours
11. Recorded By Triple J, Jan 23 1993, Melbourne Showgrounds
12. Shut Up - The Footy's On The Radio (21st Century Remix)
13. The Last Australian Guitar Here

Additional information

Band members: Ron Hitler-Barassi Humphrey B. Flaubert Jock Cheese Eugene de la Hot-Croix Bun Jon St. Peenis Les Miserables Tokin' Blackman (deceased) Former members: Genre B. Goode Leek Van Vlalen Related artists: ROOT! Jock Cheese The DC3 Years active: 1982-2004 Also known as: This Is Serious Mum

Genres: Indie Pop Rock Record labels: Elvis Musicland Phonogram Shock FMR Madman Sony/BMG genre b.goode

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