Brandon Johnson
Tonight; you've seen him all over
He's hurt feelings with his crying tears on dates
It's T.J. Miller

As a challenger, you might be running aroudn in the finest silk suits
But my man, Johnny "Blaze" Polygon; he walkin' around in cheap clothes
Driving a 1974 Gremlin that can't pass law.
He walkin' around eatin' fries

Now Imma be your referee for this evening
I'm Brandon Johnson, and from I can tell
It's a be a blood battle in here

(Battle, battle, battle, battle ...)

Johnny Polygon
Rap... for you...
You giant eighth-grade bastard
Is that an afro or an accident
Is that a laugh or are you flatulent
Someone had you by accident

Lackluster, you look like a ghostbuster
Try better, eyes so close together
Why stop, this ain't hiphop
You look like a cyclops

T.J. Miller
I use these words very rarely
But you're one of my favourite "M's"
And one of my favourite "C's"

Vision's 20/20, Polygon
'Cause you're multifaceted
I'd like to go to one of your classes, that would

Make me a better rapper
I know that for sure
If I was a disease, you'd be the cure

Johnny
You look like a giant midget
Complimented me the whole time, you don't get it
You got it backwards, you eat ass turds
And you're getting on my last nerves

T.J.
I'd rather be friends with you than most of my real friends
That's for real, 'til forever, it never ends
I'd rather be friends with you than most of my real friends
That's for real, 'til forever, and it never ends

Johnny
No, you don't understand, you keep complimenting me
And we're supposed to be battling
T.J.
Yeah, but we're freestyling, man; you know what that means?
That means that I just say whatever I'm thinking,
And it's all battling against what you're thinking.
Johnny
So do you think the same thing over and over?
Cause you said the same thing twice,
About wanting to be friends with me over your real friends.
T.J.
Yeah, but that's the chorus, right?
Johnny
It's just awkward, there's no choruses in battles, man.

T.J.
I'm sorry, full disclosure, I.. I'm pretty high, and..
Full disclosure, I hate people who say "full disclosure."
J.P.
Full disclosure, I'm uncomfortable sharing a blank.
T.J.
Are you high?
J.P.
I've never shared a- yeah, I'm always high.

T.J.
Great. I use it as a crutch.
It was just a badge of shame,
A scarlet letter

[That battle was crazy, y'all!]