Stephen Lynch:D&D (Live)

Intro: This is a song about a guy you might know from high school.
Or you might be this guy.

Harmonica.
More harmonica.
Bassoon.
Teich - And you're a cock sucker
Lynch - Why Thank You

Lynch:I got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew.
My friends are coming over to my mom's basement bringing Funyuns and the Mountain Dew.

Teich:I got a big broad sword made outta cardboard and that stereos a pumpin zeppelin. (dazed and confused)
It's that time of the night, we turn on the black light,
Both:let the dungeons and the dragons begin!

It's D and D!!
Fighting with the legends of yore.
It's D and D!!
Never kissed a lady before. Nope, WOOO!

Lynch: play a lil guitar Teichy
*Teich runs and grabs a toy guitar and runs and picks one note*

Lynch:Now The Lord of the Rings, The Dark Crystal and things, we use these as a reference tool.

Teich:And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes, we're the coolest kids in the school!

Lynch:No we're not. I know.

Lynch:Now Teich's a real bastard, but a fair dungeon master, he's got hitpoints and charisma to lend.

Teich:And I rehearse in my room or what I call the dragon's tomb when I'm not out with my girlfriend!

It's D and D-

Lynch:Wait wait wait, Teich, c'mon. I'm sorry. Woah hey wait, I'm sorry. Hold on gimme one second. What?
Dude come on, seriously.
Teich:What?!
Lynch:You've got a fuckin...girlfriend? Dungeon master!
Teich: Yes I do,I Do, I have a girlfriend, No I don't

It's D and D!!
Summoning the demons of hell.
It's D and D!!
When our shift ends at the taco bell. whoo! Chalupa!

Lynch:Well my medieval brother, there's room here for another, would you care to take a roll of the die?
Drew Lynch:Now listen to my words, you guys are fucking nerds, there's no such thing as a gnome or a sprite
You're fucking wound as a bong, you're not a warrior strong, you make me want to stick that sword in my eye.
Lynch and Teich: we put a spell on thee!
Drew Lynch:You guys are too much for me! *laughs and looks at them*
Lynch and Teich:That's what you're mama said lastnight!

It's D and D!!
Warriors who terrify.
It's D and D!!!!!!!
Virgins, 'til the day.....
We..................................
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohh oh
Do it, oh oh ohh oh {note:oh's from New Kids on the Block song}


One,Two fuck you
DIE!!!!!

Thank you everybody!