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This song is performed by Sarah Donner.
He is the mother fucking Pter-o-dactyl
Here to
Tear you a newwwww... ass hole

Yes, it's true
He ate 10,000 lightning bugs
Kissing his bowels like a million hugs
He shat them ouuuuuut
One phosphorescent night
Painting it like
Christmas liiiiiiights

He is the motherfucking pter-o-dactyl
Here to
Tear you a newwwww... ass hole

Yes, it's true
His plumage is the best in town
All the hoes
Touch his sexy pteroid bone, oh!
Yes he do put the T-rex to shame
His pussy arms on that
Pusssssssy fraaaaame
Oh

He is the motherfucking pter-o-dactyl
Here to
Tear yew a newwwww... asshole

Yes, it's true
He enjoys his hobbies too
He smokes his pipe
Rollerblades and finds ladies to woo, oh!

Yes, it's true
he rode with the Triassic crew
That includes Lystrosaurus, and Plateosaurus, too
Ooh, ooh, ooh

He is the motherfucking pter-o-dactyl
Here to
Tear yew a newwwww... asshole

He is awkward on the floor
His feet are shit and
His balance quite poor

He hooked up with a grizzly bear
They made love under the sea, and everywhere

Yes that bear gave birth to a motherfucking Bear O Dactyl
Who just might tear you a newwwww...
So beware, motherfuckers, beware

He is the motherfucking pter-o-dactyl
He is the motherfucking pter-o-dactyl
Remember him
Remember his song
Remember his tire iron and
His enchaaaaanting thong

He's the motherfucking pter-o-dactyl

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