iPad, ka-loo-koo-koo-koo-koo
iPad, ka-loo-koo-koo-koo
iPad, ka-loo-koo-koo-koo-koo
iPad, ka-loo-koo-koo-koo

Haters are gonna hate 'cause they don't like the specs
But the specs aren't the point at all
It's all about the App Store and iTunes
The convenient distribution of software and media

iPad, ka-loo-koo-koo-koo-koo
iPad, ka-loo-koo-koo-koo
iPad, ka-loo-koo-koo-koo-koo
iPad, ka-loo-koo-koo-koo

Dude, I completely disagree
It's all about the specs, take nachos for example
Nachos have chips, and nachos have cheese
But the ones with jalapenos are the ones that are ruling
Yeah, in your face!

Everybody has a different opinion
On what type of nachos are ruling
But we can agree on this one point
That the concept of nachos is awesome and incredible

iPad, ka-loo-koo-koo-koo-koo
iPad, ka-loo-koo-koo-koo (Dude)
iPad, ka-loo-koo-koo-koo-koo
iPad, (In your face) ka-loo-koo-koo-koo

iPad, ka-loo-koo-koo-koo-koo
iPad, ka-loo-koo-koo-koo