Motion City Soundtrack:Antonia

She makes a lot of abstract art
She haggles for the cheapest price
She never orders take-out food
Before 10 o'clock at night

She's really into snowmobiles
She owns a lot of nice flashlights
She cares for all the stupid cats
That never found their way home

She shaves her legs with Ginsu knives
She quotes a lot of Annie Hall
She misplaced her virginity
Back in 1995

She's what's keeping me alive
She's the pizza of my eye
Without her near me I would not survive

It gets cold when she's not around
I float into our sink and get swallowed up
It's so cold when she's not around
I wait for her to come home
And tell me I'll be fine

She's always eating Captain Crunch
She sings a lot of Ben Folds Five
She's scared to death of cobra snakes
Just like Indiana Jones

She tells the dumbest knock-knock jokes
She drinks a lot of Chardonnay
She hates the way I comb my hair

But she married me last year
She was the bride, I was the groom

I cried a lot and then we spooned
Without her in my life I would be doomed

It gets cold when she's not around
I float into our sink and get swallowed up
It's so cold when she's not around
I wait for her to come home
And tell me I'll be fine, tell me I'll be fine

She loves the smell of Christmas trees
She sneezes when she sees bright lights
She fainted on the kitchen floor
When her father passed away

Our baby girl is here to stay
And when the little lady grows up
I hope that she will be just like her mother