Mc Chris:Beetlejuice

I'm deathly pale, bad breath, bad teeth
Hate the sand and the sun never see me at the beach
I'll stick with goth chicks transfixed on death
That wear black britches I insist on nice breasts
I sleep in a grave lived through the black plague
Actually that's all my fault but don't wiki that k?
Green hair downstairs boogers, farts, and phlegm
That's my stock in trade see me startin' trends
Black and white striped suit or a blood red tux
Got jack on my hat in japan it's a must
I can change shapes, do pranks, and disguises
Bio exorcist I'm the best in a crisis
Parents wanted me to clean up like my brother
Boss used to say I didn't work well with others
Now I'm independent and my methods are effective
Say my name three times if you want to get connected

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice one two three
I like a little lady name Lydia Deetz
Her demeanor is depressed I confess that's sweet
Don't try to deny she's my bride to be
x2

Hey, K-mart shoppers there's a sale on my services
I'm here to help there's no need for your nervousness
I'll eat what you wanna eat swallow what you say
Relieve you of your living that are ruining your day
Have you read the handbook for the recently deceased
It's too thick like my dick when I think of little Deetz
She's the key to my release from this model existence
Coffin lining's confining and I want out this instant
Me and the dragster of doom we're the baddest of dudes
We hit the inferno room where the ladies get nude
But we're eternally screwed so I become a bridegroom
And get little Lydia to lip sync an I do
I must move the Maitlands out of my way
Give'em zipper lips pitch a plate on their face
Say hello to hammer hands say goodbye to Goulet
Then off to F-L-A where my review drew raves

Shrimp glove, face plant we like cassettes not 8 track
Clown face much like the one you'll see in dark knight
Being dead kinda sucks the afterlife's no fun to us
I'm the name that people trust the juice that comes from beetle guts

Ah Well, I attended Julliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that.
I've seen the exorcist about 167 times and it keeps gettin' funnier every single time I see it!

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice one two three
I like a little lady name Lydia Deetz
Her demeanor is depressed I confess that's sweet
Don't try to deny she's my bride to be
x2

The fun has just begun.