It's so easy to say that we're through
It's so easy to laugh over you
We're through, so what, was you, so hot
all that, I got, was heartaches and headaches and stuff

It's so simple to paint the town
Paint it blue, paint it green, paint it red
It's so simple to run around
I'm so happy I'm touched in the head

It's so easy to put out the torch
It's so easy to find a new porch
You flew, bye-bye, who's blue?, not I, Adieu, I'll be happier now
It's so easy, but please tell me how...

It's so easy to say that we're through, Ha Ha
It's so easy to laugh over you, ha ha ha ha ha
We're through, so what, was you, so hot
all that, I got, was heartaches and headaches and stuff

It's so simple to paint the town
Paint it blue, paint it green, paint it red
It's so simple to run around
I'm so happy (ha ha ha ha) I'm touched in the head

It's so easy to put out a torch
It's so easy to find a new porch (ha ha ha)
You flew, bye-bye, who's blue?, not I, Adieu, I'll be happier now
It's so easy, but please tell me how....