Let's pretend that we belong together
Let's pretend that our love will last forever
Let's pretend there's no force in the world it can't break down
Let's pretend that that door slamming is not the sound

Let's move to Hollywood
Where we'll write the ending as we should
There are rules in Hollywood
You must end up happy, it's understood
It's where love prevails

Let's pretend that our children are perfect and happy
Let's pretend that our whole life is agape
And let's pretend that it doesn't hurt to move
And let's pretend that even pain won't mean you lose

Let's move to Hollywood
Where we'll write the ending as we should
There are rules in Hollywood
You must end up happy, it's understood

So let the truth be Hollywood
Where we'll end up happy
It's where love prevails
And nothing fails
And nothing fails
Let's pretend that we don't pay for happy endings