Because I'm blonde I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about getting a man
If I keep this blonde, and I keep these tan

'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I see people working
It just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work
I just have to jiggle

'Cause I'm blonde
B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me

I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy
So what

'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I see girls without dates
And I feel so sorry for 'em
'Cause whenever I'm around
All the men ignore 'em

'Cause I'm blonde
Nyah, nyah, nyah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Nyah, nyah, nyah

They say to make it you need talent and ambition
Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition
Um, okay, what was it
Okay, um, don't tell me
Oh yeah, okay
Duck, Magnum, duck

'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I took an IQ test
And I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW
But I got a Porsche

'Cause I'm a blonde
B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me

I just want to say
That being chosen as this month's Miss August
Is, like, a compliment I'll remember
For as long as I can
Right now I'm a freshman
In my fourth year at UCLA
But my goal is to become a veterinarian
'Cause I love children

'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause we're a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Girls think I'm snotty
And maybe it's true
With my hair and body
You would be too

'Cause I'm a blonde
B-L...I don't know
('Cause)
I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yes, I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah.