So you say your favorite actor is Troy Donohue
You've never read a book except in school
Your family likes to sing along with Mitch
A pastime which you find particularly cool

You think that you would like to go Europe
Or even France and Spain if you have got the time
Your favorite jazz musician is far out Lawrence Welk
There's one reason why I've got to make you mine

You certainly have got a pretty fantastic bod
My God, I appreciate your bod
You may be quite a clod, but I appreciate your bod
My God, I appreciate your bod

Although your brains don't rate a passing nod
My God, I appreciate your bod
Though cerebrally you plod, I can't depreciate your bod
My God, I can't depreciate your bod

Oh, how happy we could be
You and me and that b o d
My God
I certainly do appreciate your body