Look me in my fancy Ford,
On my way to the Betty Ford,
Got my pimped out Ford Escort
and my breasts are large and my legs are short
Look at me big boobs, big house in Spain
But you know I'm under strain
Everyday rollin' on everything's the same
Just rollin' on in vain
Look at me big boobs, big house in spain
What a pain all the fame
Ex-husband with a pool and a big fountain
And a double barrel name
And a double barrel name
Look at me my life is so mundane
Says my best mate Charmaine
Jane Fonda leotard and A pink bidet
D'you wanna cup a tea
Look at me, my life's gone down the drain
Lift me out with a crane
Didn't study anything apart from my nails
My hubby pays the bills
While I'm popping all my pills
My hubby pays the bills
While I'm popping all my pills
Bill up charmaine
Its time to lie back and get caned