Barack Obama:
Can I have your attention please?
Can I have your attention please?
Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up?
I repeat,
Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem with it
Mitt Romney:
We all act like you haven't seen a Mormon before, drawers down on the floor
I'm not concerned about the very poor
Got it wrong, sorry, that's not what I meant
I want every American to be at the top 1%
I really named it Willard, that's my first name
I'm not looking for a colony on the moon just for some of the blame
I like being able to fire people
Newt Gingrich:
I'm Newt Gingrich
Rick Santorum:
I'm Rick Santorum and I'm
Mitt Romney:
Fired
Boom, boom, boom
Donald Trump:
Conservative women
Mike Huckabee:
Love Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney:
I love cars, I love lakes
I'm running for office, for Pete's sake
With regards to abortion, pro-life, pro-choice
I firmly believe that my own singing voice
For purple mountains' majesty, above the fruited plain
Newt Gingrich:
Where are we at, John?
Mitt Romney:
With regards to abortion, you can choose your own adventure
It's a Republican
Newt Gingrich:
Dimension
Mitt Romney:
And I'm more concerned about the banks; they're unable to lend
Corporations are people, my friend
My dog is on the roof, my dog is on the roof
Who let the dogs out? Who, who?
Understand, I'm an exception
The Obama contraception
Not a vulture, I'm an eagle
I'm gonna get my lawn cut by the legals
There will be an influx
Hispanic motors and trucks
Look, if you don't believe, I'll tell you what
Ten thousand bucks
Well, I made a lot of money
Matter of factually
I drove a couple Cadillacs, actually
I have emotion and passion
That's a joke for the record
But if you want the soul of America restored
Come on board
Take your fair share
And every Mormon, raise your underwear
And sing the chorus, papa bear
I'm Mitt Romney, I'm the real Romney
All the other Mitt Romneys are just mass debating
Barack Obama:
So would the real Mitt Romney please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
Mitt Romney:
I'm Mitt Romney, I'm the real Romney
All the other Mitt Romneys are just mass debating
Barack Obama:
So would the real Mitt Romney please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
Mitt Romney:
I'm Mitt Romney, I'm the real Romney
All the other Mitt Romneys are just mass debating
Barack Obama:
So would the real Mitt Romney please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
Mitt Romney:
I'm Mitt Romney, I'm the real Romney
All the other Mitt Romneys are just mass debating
Barack Obama:
So would the real Mitt Romney please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
Mitt Romney:
I decided that was a terrible song