You might hear bits of conversation
As you pass through public places
Some loud talker on a cell phone
At the next table, there's a tiff

Most washed by and not remembered
But one night just last December
I passed two women who were talking
By the front door of my hotel

The moment that I heard their words
I stopped and thanked them by the curb
I said it was the finest one-line eavesdrop
That I had ever known

Scribbling on my hotel bed
I recorded what they said
With a hotel pen I wrote then
They had to taser her again

Again they had to taser her
First time wasn't fazing her
Whatever she did, she did it twice
Who was that gal, why weren't she nice?

She still advanced, a-comin' strong
So they cranked the volts
She soiled her thong
Didn't get the hint
Because then they had to taser her again

There are questions that are classic
Like a diamond with its facets
You can look from every angle
And never guess the truth

Were there warrants unresolved?
How much alcohol was involved?
How long had she been on the phone to tech support?

Oh, again they had to taser her
First time wasn't fazing her
Whatever she did, she did it twice
Who was that gal, why weren't she nice?
She still advanced, a-comin' strong
So they cranked the volts
She soiled her thong

Didn't get the hint
Because then they had to
Taser her again

Didn't get the hint
Because then they had to
Taser her again