Sometimes I swear, I need a drink.
And sometimes I swear to god, I just don't stop to think.
And I know tomorrow I'll regret all these things I did.
I drank so much tonight I just feel stupid.

I didn't go where I planned to get this drunk.
And I guess my plan to get up and look for work is sunk.
And I know tomorrow I'll regret all these things I did.
I drank so much tonight I just feel stupid... Randy!

And god only knows why I do these things.
And god won't you tell me why it always ends the same.
And still,

Sometimes I swear, I need a drink.
And sometimes I swear to god, I just don't stop to think.
And I know tomorrow I'll regret all these things I did.
I drank so much tonight I just feel stupid.
I drank so much tonight I just feel stupid.