Well I heard it in the barber shop; I am the last to know
She's running round this one horse town with every guy I know
Me and Tom, Jack and Joe and all my buddies downtown
Well I heard it in the barber shop and I feel just like a clown
I know we use his razor, and those same clippers cut our hair
But she swore to me it was something no one else would ever share

I heard it in the barber shop
Where talk is loose and free
I heard it in the barber shop
That my woman's been cheating on me
Well I was sitting in the chair shaking stories out the paper when I
Heard my name being called
I heard it in the barber shop
Like a fly sitting on the wall
I know we use his razor, and those same clippers cut our hair
She swore to me it was something no one else would ever share
I heard it in the barber shop

I heard it in the barber shop, but she tells me it's not true
How can you buy that pack of lies, don't you know that I want you
I heard it in the barber shop
And I was the last to know
I wish those gals at the beauty shop had a told me long ago
I know we use his clippers, his razor the oils, grease
And sweet smelling lotions

I heard it in the barber shop
I heard it in the barber shop