Flight Of The Conchords:Mutha'uckas

Too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi'
There's too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi'
'Uckin' with my shi'
Too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi'
With my shi'
How many mutha'uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha'uckas

I pay my mutha'uckin' rent fortnightly
Mutha'uckas at the bank trying to play me
An amount from my account goes out on A/P
On A/P
Yeah, you know me
Mutha'ucka charge a two buck transaction fee
Makes my payment short
My rent comes back to me
Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty
So you fee me 'cause of your mutha'uckin' fee?!
Spread the word
On my ATM slip,
Said we're all mutha'uckas
And we're 'uckin' with your shi'
Come on

Too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi'
My transaction shi'!
There's too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi'
My weekly statement shi'!
Too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi'
With my balance shi'!
How many mutha'uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha'uckas

The mutha'ucka runs a racist 'uckin' grocery
The mutha'ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi
The shi' fight's gonna get vicious and malicious
Cut the cra' ...'sh'...'ause I need my red delicious
Tells me that as a Kiwi my money isn't valid
Gonna dice the mutha'ucka like a mutha'uckin' fruit salad
Then... sh'... Granny Smith... f'...
...up... an avocado... ...'uck... 'an... 'n...
...'on...an' a mango... f'...
'k...'k then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!

Too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi'
I'm gonna juice the mutha'ucka
There's too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi'
He's gonna wake up in a smoothie
Too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my
Everybody come on!

Yeah
Too many mutha'uckas 'uckin' with my shhhhh'